Posted in Spam Subject Line of the Day on October 19th, 2004 1 Comment »
Is it me, or did all the spammers change over this week from pushing boner pills to hawking bogus Rolexes? Maybe it’s a role reversal – the spammers will push bogus watches while the fold-up table guys in Times Square will sell Cialis for a while. As an aside, I read Eric Schlosser’s Reefer Madness: [...]
Posted in Spam Subject Line of the Day on September 21st, 2004 3 Comments »
Check out this goofy-ass e-mail that Cloudmark filtered out for me… Subj: How One Can Become a Terrorist? Welcome to our web site www.shadowcrew.com/phpBB2/index.php Please use http://63.240.81.5 in case of our domain outage. You\’re invited to shop for large selection of bombs and different kinds of rockets such as surface-to-air, surface-to-surface and weaponry available at [...]
Posted in Spam Subject Line of the Day on August 3rd, 2004 No Comments »
Subj: We Give You $200 Bonus at Casino Zeal! I have received at least 75 of these per day for the last week. Can I combine these bonuses until I’ve got over $100 grand?
Posted in Spam Subject Line of the Day on June 3rd, 2004 No Comments »
Subject: Are You Up For The Chaallenge?Product: Boner pills. Are you haappy with Cloudmark putting your shitty nonsensical e-mail in my Spaam folder?
Posted in Spam Subject Line of the Day on May 13th, 2004 No Comments »
Subj: Why not tonight, Tom? Product: AmericanSingles.com Because I have a headache. Besides, I have many things to do tonight other than getting Bajoran Space Herpes from some 56-year-old ex-hooker from Des Moines.
Posted in Spam Subject Line of the Day on May 11th, 2004 1 Comment »
Subj:Get a complimentary Tan Today Product:TanTowel, a self-tanning product I already have a complimentary tan. You see, there’s this thing called the sun…
Posted in Spam Subject Line of the Day on May 10th, 2004 No Comments »
Subj:Remove your bills the Christian way Product:Christian Debt Removers (“Debt Elimination Services Based On Christian Principles”) “Say brother, you know that 20 grand I spent on my Discover Card? You can forgive that, right?”
Posted in Spam Subject Line of the Day on May 7th, 2004 1 Comment »
Subj: If you die. Love continues. Protect your Family. Product: ETerm Life Insurance Really? I thought when you die, everybody stops loving you. What this has to do with life insurance is beyond me, though.
Posted in Spam Subject Line of the Day on May 6th, 2004 No Comments »
Subj: Women love men that take the blue pill Product: Orexis, yet another “male enhancement” pill Yep. Gimme the blue pill. Plug me back into the Matrix and make me someone important like, say, an actor. While you’re at it, can you, ummm, enhance my manhood?
Posted in Spam Subject Line of the Day on May 3rd, 2004 No Comments »
Hespos.com is proud to introduce a new feature – the Spam Subject Line of the Day. These days, I have about 8 e-mail boxes that are dumping into Outlook, and between all of these accounts, I get about 100 legit e-mails a day and 300-500 spams. Sure, there are hundreds of the usual “Buy C1@lis, [...]