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/Subj: Why not tonight, Tom?
Product: AmericanSingles.com
Because I have a headache. Besides, I have many things to do tonight other than getting Bajoran Space Herpes from some 56-year-old ex-hooker from Des Moines.
Subj: Why not tonight, Tom?
Product: AmericanSingles.com
Because I have a headache. Besides, I have many things to do tonight other than getting Bajoran Space Herpes from some 56-year-old ex-hooker from Des Moines.
Subj:Get a complimentary Tan Today
Product:TanTowel, a self-tanning product
I already have a complimentary tan. You see, there's this thing called the sun...
Subj: If you die. Love continues. Protect your Family.
Product: ETerm Life Insurance
Really? I thought when you die, everybody stops loving you. What this has to do with life insurance is beyond me, though.
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