Online Video Worries

I'm starting to worry about the repeated beating of the Online Video drum. The last two conferences I attended, everybody was talking about it like it was "the next big thing." I'm hoping this doesn't usher in a second generation of shovelware TV commercials. At the iMedia Summit, one of the guys from Freestyle Interactive showcased some ads that utilized video, but still managed to offer up an interactive experience. One of the ads featured Tiger Woods and an impossible-to-win putting game in which Tiger himself reacted to the player's missed putts by taunting him. It was quite cool, but I doubt we can trust the rest of the interactive industry to put together ads along the same lines.

More likely, we'll see yet another wave of people putting TV commercials online. And it's going to breed another wave of resentment, not to mention that it will put advertisers off track and make them see the Internet as Just Another Broadcast Medium.

If you think that there aren't a ton of industry execs who would love to see "Shovelware 2: The Sequel," you're mistaken. There were plenty of them at the iMedia Summit, and many of them took exception to comments I made in private conversations that many agencies and advertisers are trying to make a passive medium out of an active one.

Despite the fact that it doesn't take much more than a good ad server to display online video assets, many of the companies that promised online video as an add-on are somehow still in business, charging anywhere from a $3 to $5 CPM to use "their" technology to serve it. I thought agencies would have gotten wise to the fact that these companies are unnecessary middlemen by now. In fact, just the opposite is happening and more online video companies are springing up. What are they pitching? Mostly the ability to play TV commercials online, whether that be in "pre-roll" or "post-roll" format, standalone video executions or interstitials.

Believe me when I say that many of these folks will do ANYTHING to cling to the broadcast model.

Former ARF Exec: I Need to Grow Up

Gabe Samuels thinks I need to grow up. (Registration required) And now, I must fisk...

RARELY DO I GET TO use a cliché as aptly as I do in applying it to Tom Hespos' Dec. 6th question, "When Will Online Measurement Stop Playing Follow The Leader?" The cliché is this: Those who choose to ignore the past are doomed to repeat it. And the answer to his question is the title to this piece. Hespos' lament is old, tired and unproductive! It has been heard since the first ad hit cyberspace in 1997 in the now-defunct, groundbreaking Prodigy. It is thinking like his that has kept interactive from achieving its rightful place among major media for better than ten years.

Old? Yes. I've been saying that online needs its own metrics for 10 years now. (And by the way, the first ad hit the web in 1994, not 1997.) The main reason is that reach and frequency measure exposure, not interactivity.

Tired? Yes. I'm getting tired of saying this. And I'm also getting tired of qualifying my comments by saying that we should continue to move toward completion on the reach and frequency initiative, solely for the reason that certain advertisers absolutely need to see R/F, and I'd rather have them test online marketing with substandard metrics than not test it at all.

Unproductive? Hardly. The fact remains that reach and frequency are the wrong metrics because they measure exposure and not interactivity. What's unproductive about discussing what the next generation success metrics should be? Or does Samuels think that marketing is married to R/F forever?

The history of media is rich with stories about dauntless pioneers who felt, just like Hespos, that "their" new medium deserved--nay, must--force the market to accept new metrics. A couple of brief illustrations:

This isn't about egos. This is about measuring effects. And if Samuels wants to tell the world that the Internet is good only for exposing people to a broadcast message, than I can't help him.

The early cable TV pioneers, notably Ted Turner and John Malone--and legions of their disciples--made many a recorded speech about the fact that "cable is NOT TV" and that TV metrics like Nielsen's ratings were not only inappropriate, but actually harmful to their nascent medium. In those early days (circa 1980), they were lamenting in pain. And they continued to be in pain until they finally understood the realities of the world of advertising. They only started laughing all the way to the bank when Nielsen started measuring cable. It is now about thirty years since cable started selling ads--originally expecting, by the way, to get significant price premiums because it was such a "targeted," "engaging" and, yes, "interactive" medium. Nevertheless, the three "dinosaurs" and a thousand over-the-air stations are still in business doing very well, thank you. But nobody will deny that cable is now a force to be reckoned with--and nobody will deny that being measured with the old, "inappropriate" metrics is why.

There are so many things wrong with this paragraph, I don't know where to start. Perhaps we'll start with the big, honking non sequitur that essentially argues that because cable at first didn't want to be measured like television, that the Internet should just play nice and go with the flow, because everything will turn out great in the end and people will back up giant dump trucks full of money to our houses. Nah, that argument blows itself out of the water.

How about the gaping hole in this argument? You know, the one that you could drive one of the aforementioned dump trucks full of money through...the one that that assumes that exposure is the end-all, be-all solution for success metrics. Exposure is a metric for the broadcast model, Mr. Samuels. And if you didn't notice, the broadcast model ain't doing so well in this age of interactivity and engagement. So it logically follows that perhaps exposure ain't the best metric on which to base the entire future of advertising.

Even as I write this today, the absolute oldest medium, outdoor, is embracing "old" metrics. I would bet a couple of my own hard-earned dollars that it will pay off handsomely. Arguably, the second oldest medium, yellow pages, is also accepting reality after many years of denial. This medium, too, has listened to the market and is adopting a form of "old" metrics.

Yeah, well, you don't exactly see many billboards inviting people to spray-paint their opinion all over them, do you? Outdoor can embrace old metrics because outdoor executions are designed to reach people, not interact with them.

There is a simple, unbreakable law in marketing: the customer is always right. A product, ANY product starts selling well only when a seller stops his love affair with his own product, and listens to the market.

This is the only paragraph in Samuels' article that makes any sense to me, whatsoever.

So to reprise the question: When will online measurement stop playing follow the leader? When it IS the Leader. And when will THAT happen? When it grows up!

Well, I'd offer up that one sure way to make sure online advertising remains stuck in its infancy is to bind it to old, outdated metrics and evaluate it solely that way. So what Samuels is asking is impossible if we go that route. How convenient.

I'd argue it's television, radio, print and outdoor that need to do some growing up, since all they do is broadcast messages at an audience that expects interactivity. In this way, TV is a lot like the 2-year-old child who sticks his fingers in his ears and goes, "lalalala...I'm not LISTENING!" when we try to react to something he just said. So which medium is the one that needs to grow up?

In closing, I'd like to mention that Terry Heaton wrote a wonderful reaction to Samuels' piece over on his blog. I'd be really interested to hear what other marketing bloggers think.

An E-mail From That Nice Young Boy, Ken Mehlman

Apparently, the RNC hasn't realized that I've switched parties. So they continue to send me Republican glurge, most of which gets filtered into my Spam folder by Cloudmark. Sometimes, before I empty my spam folder, I check out some of the e-mail I'm about to delete. Such was the case with this piece of garbage from Mehlman.

Dear Friend,

Speaking at the U.S. Naval Academy, President Bush laid out the plan for victory in Iraq. America's strategy is clear: we will help Iraqis build a stable democracy, a strong economy, and security forces that can defend the Iraqi people and fight the terrorists. And we will never give in to the enemy by cutting and running before the job is done.

Read the President's complete Strategy for Victory in Iraq here [link removed, see below], and write a letter to the editor to spread the word about the President's plan.

In Iraq, our troops' heroic work is paying off. Iraqis will soon vote in their third democratic election this year. Groups that boycotted earlier elections are joining the political process. On the security front, Iraqi troops and police are growing stronger and more ready to defend their country. Increasingly, Iraqis are taking the lead in joint operations to root out the terrorists. As Iraqi forces stand up, our troops' mission will shift away from patrolling Iraqi cities and towards hunting down the most dangerous terrorists.

In spite of the incredible progress made by our troops, some in Washington still are proposing artificial deadlines for withdrawal. This is not a plan for victory. Cutting and running would send a message to the terrorists that our will can be broken, inviting more attacks on our troops and on our homeland. It would tell our friends that America is a weak and unsteady ally. So long as George W. Bush is our President, America will never return to the dangerous, pre-September 11th illusion that the terrorists can be appeased by simply turning our backs.

In response to the President's clear plan, Democrats like minority leader Harry Reid offer empty political attacks, calling the President's speech "tired rhetoric" even before it was given. Yet these same Democrats agree with key elements of President Bush's strategy, with Sen. Joe Biden writing that "we must forge a sustainable political compromise between Iraqi factions, strengthen the Iraqi government and bolster reconstruction efforts, and accelerate the training of Iraqi forces." That sounds exactly like what the President is proposing. These Democrats fundamentally agree on what needs to happen in Iraq, but they're attacking for political gain. Are these attacks designed to help us win the war on terror, or help them win the next election?

President Bush offers a way forward on Iraq, not empty political posturing. Read the strategy and spread the word in your community.

Sincerely,

Ken Mehlman Chairman, Republican National Committee

I also clicked on the link in the e-mail and read what Mehlman calls "the President's complete Strategy for Victory in Iraq." Not only is it not "complete," but it's also not even a "strategy."

As a marketing guy, I've had to write more strategic plans than I care to remember. Some things that each of these strategic plans had in common:

  1. Clearly-defined and quantified objectives
  2. A list of strategies that address each objective
  3. Tactics that support the strategies outlined

Click on the link, and see that the Bush strategic plan contains none of the above. Here are some of the objectives:

* Short term, Iraq is making steady progress in fighting terrorists, meeting political milestones, building democratic institutions, and standing up security forces. * Medium term, Iraq is in the lead defeating terrorists and providing its own security, with a fully constitutional government in place, and on its way to achieving its economic potential. * Longer term, Iraq is peaceful, united, stable, and secure, well integrated into the international community, and a full partner in the global war on terrorism.

Notice none of these things is clearly defined. Certainly, none of these is quantifiable. Moreover, not one has a timeline. If I tried submitting something like this to a client, they'd have a conniption and fire me on the spot.

Not to mention that the rest of the document more closely resembles Republican talking points, trying to link Iraq with 9/11. I could tear into this thing for a month and a half, but rather than expend my energies on this piece of garbage, I'd rather cast my vote for "This doesn't meet any definition of a strategy. Start over."

RTFM

There's little in the media planning business that's more frustrating than reps who refuse to read an RFP. After we sent out our last client RFP, we got some VERY positive feedback from our reps, who took time out to send us e-mail saying that our RFPs were the best they had read. It's because we take time to outline client goals and our strategy. We disclose everything that we possibly can so that reps can come back to us with the strongest programs possible, tailored to what we're looking for.

But when people don't take the time to read the damned things, and they simply submit the same thing they did last year with a 3% rate increase, that's how they get cut from plans.