Sad State of Healthcare

People ask me why I don't regularly go to the doctor, and why I seem to be distrustful of those in the medical profession in general.  This is why. Healthcare in the U.S. has become a giant exercise in risk management.  Our overly litigious society caused insurance costs to skyrocket, so now it's become ridiculously expensive to guard against malpractice and it's taken power that belongs with doctors and healthcare professionals away and granted it to insurance companies.  We've also further chipped away at their power by handing the burden of our healthcare maintenance over to insurance companies as well.  Now who is managing the day-to-day detail of our health?  Insurance companies are.

Healthcare professionals are not without blame, though.  Instead of fighting to get back what was taken from them, most of them have simply elected to let the rest of us experience exactly what a society looks like that cedes control of its healthcare to bureaucrats.  They tell us things like "I'd give you Drug X at Y dosage, but your insurance company won't pay for it, so I'll give you Drug A at B dosage instead."  They make it painfully obvious that they'd prefer to pursue a particular treatment option, but they can't because they're afraid of getting sued.

Why?  Because they're people.  And they're people who put their own interests first, as they should.  Why jeopardize a great job that pays well?  Following whatever guidelines the insurance companies mandate will take care of most of the cases and make malpractice insurance less of a burden than it might otherwise be.

Doctors are people, too.  While it's true that most cultures elevate doctors to a near-mythic status with its own set of expectations, doctors are only human.  They make human mistakes.  A doctor this weekend made a really dumb one - one that I've seen people in my own business make.  She left a critical task for a Friday between Memorial Day and Labor Day.  The chance that you're going to get another professional on the phone for a critical consultation on a Friday afternoon during the summer is pretty much nil.  Everybody in my office knows this, from the C-level executives to the interns.  Our doctor didn't.  As a result, someone spent the weekend suffering and perhaps didn't need to.

I've been reminded of this many times recently.  A doctor I called this weekend chose to send us on a wild goose chase trying to track down someone who could treat over the weekend.  It wasted hours.  (And it was probably designed just to get us off his back and pass the buck to the next person who could stall us.)

My own doctor called me recently to tell me that a Lyme disease test didn't deliver the clarity of results he was looking for.  I had gone in for an appointment earlier and someone along the line had told me that the Lyme disease tests weren't in yet.  Yet I went in for my appointment and was given the all clear signal.

Talking to my doctor on the phone, I wanted to ask him why he didn't just tell me that they made a mistake, that my Lyme disease test came in late, and that it was positive.  Instead, he's muddying the waters and telling me I need to take another test because the first one was inconclusive.  That wastes a week - a week I could be taking the doxycycline and getting this crap out of my system.

Truth be told, I know exactly why he won't admit his mistake.  It's because he operates in a culture where admitting to a mistake might cost him a lot of money.  Is it any surprise that there's no admission?

So, when people ask me why I'm distrustful of doctors, I'm going to start telling them that I'm no more distrustful of a doctor than I am of one of my fellow marketers, or my mechanic or the guy who winterizes my pool.  It's just that when we're talking about our health, there's so much more at stake than shelf space for a product launch, or a need for a tuneup, or a leak in a pipe.  Our welfare is at stake.

Yes, we have to learn to trust another human being to help us.  But when that other human being is handcuffed by bureaucracy, I worry that my trust is misplaced.  This is especially true when someone won't level with me and tell me that their hands are tied.

So, that's my long-winded explanation of why I distrust doctors and don't like going to visit them.  Maybe we'll get this figured out by the time I reach the age when I need things like regular cholesterol checks and colonoscopies, but I doubt it.

Quit it with the Anti-DVR Stunts

In her post, "American Idolatry," Ann Handley talks about how her family's American Idol experience was ruined when her DVR box jumped ahead to Live TV at a critical moment. I had a similar experience. Before I rant, some caveats...

1) I hate American Idol. I hate the concept. It's as if Simon Cowell was too lazy to get out and see independent artists, so he created this shitty show so he could be the world's biggest A&R guy without having to get up off his doughy ass. I hate Paula Abdul and that look she always has on her face as if she's stepping into the sunlight for the first time after an all-night coke binge. I hate Randy Jackson and how he's always calling people "Dog." I hate how I can feel the sensation of IQ points leeching out of my left ear and dissipating into the atmosphere when I watch it.

2) I watch this crappy excuse for a television show only because my wife is addicted to it. If you're married you understand. If you're not, I don't want to hear about it in comments.

3) Most of the time I spend watching American Idol, I'm heckling the TV and generally making a pain in the ass out of myself so that my wife will shut it off. I root for Sanjaya when I know he's not even on the show anymore. I compare Jason Castro to a stoner I knew in high school who lived in the woods behind a 7-Eleven. I complain loudly about how I'd rather jam a fork in my ear than listen to Kristy Lee Cook's rendition of Journey's "Faithfully." This is my coping mechanism.

Now, on to my rant.

My wife was kind enough to pick me up at the airport Wednesday night during the finale, so when we got home, she started watching the DVR recording. I was in the bathroom brushing my teeth when Ryan Seacrest starting doing his schtick, and I poked my head out so I could see the TV. The winner of the 2008 American Idol (long pause) is (long pause) David (carrier lost....)

That's right. The recording ended at exactly the point at which we'd find out who the winner was.

Now, even I was pissed. I didn't spend all these nights NOT playing my guitar or Grand Theft Auto IV so I could NOT find out which marginally-talented emo kid would win this ugly fiasco.

And if I'm expected to believe that the timing of the recording cutoff wasn't something engineered by Fox, they need to understand that while I can usually feel myself getting dumber while I'm watching their crappy talent show, I'm not that dumb yet.

The joke's on Fox, though. We skipped all the crummy commercials, and when we were deprived of our winner, my wife jumped on her computer and went right to the Internet. Turns out the emo dweeb I was sort of rooting for won, rather than the emo dweeb my wife was rooting for. (Hey, I didn't think that rendition of "Billie Jean" was that bad... Plus, he sang an Our Lady Peace song at one point.)

Normally, I'd be really tweaked at the networks for doing stuff like this. Such stunts are not uncommon. In fact, I'd venture that they're getting stale. Fortunately for me, I was too elated that we'll have to wait for a whole new TV season before American Idol gets a chance to siphon off any more IQ points.

Note to Fox

I don't care how popular NASCAR gets.  When the Red Sox lead the Yankees 4-3 in the bottom of the ninth with two outs, you FINISH OUT THE GAME.  You DON'T kick baseball fans over to FX.  Some of us have never watched a damned thing on FX and have no fricking idea where it is in the channel lineup. In fact, some of us were unable to locate FX until after the game ended.  And some of us nearly put a remote through the damned screen.