Crossballs Is Hysterical

Have you caught "Crossballs" on Comedy Central yet?

So far, the ones I've seen have produced some mega belly laughs. The premise of the show is this: Experts on issues come on the show to debate, but find their opponents to be comedians posing as experts.

Last night, one of the Crossballs debates covered marijuana. The comedian-expert challenged the real expert to name one role model who hadn't smoked pot, to which the response was "George Bush." Of course, this caused the comedian-expert to launch into a frenzy of cocaine jokes. I couldn't stop laughing.

Check it out when you get a chance.

Weekend Highlights

Friday

Afternoon - Driving to Wading River and wondering just where the hell all this traffic came from.
Evening - Swimming, relaxing

Saturday

Morning - Driving out to Briermere to buy a stack of really-expensive-but-worth-it pies.

Midday - Swimming, making 5 gallons of sangria with Sara for Dennis and Cami's party.
Afternoon/Evening - Dennis and Cami's party, featuring more food than anyone could eat, more beer than anyone could drink and a game of horseshoes. This was followed by a High Tech Redneck Theatre screening of "Pirates of the Caribbean." For those unfamilar with High Tech Redneck Theatre, it involves using your laptop and presentation projector to project a movie on a white sheet that's tacked to the side of your house.
Late Evening - The Wading River house was "overbooked" with guests, so I slept on an air mattress in a tent under the stars in my back yard.

Sunday

Early morning - Swimming
Morning/early afternoon - Exercising our Constitutional rights to hurl clay frisbees in the air and blow them away with a shotgun (at the Calverton range). This was followed by exercising our Constitutional rights to hang up pictures of Osama Bin Laden and see who could score the most beard shots with a .22 at 50 yards.
Afternoon - More swimming. More drinking.
Evening - Taking Dennis' Jeep down to the beach, starting a nice little fire and watching the fireworks in two different states. (On the north shore, you can see the fireworks across the Sound in Connecticut.)

Monday

Morning - Recuperation

Afternoon - Visiting Border's to try to find copies of the South Beach diet book.

Evening - Thanking Rob profusely for calling me on my cell as I was heading back into the city, to remind me that I left my computer on the dining room table.

Late evening - Wondering where the weekend went.

Obligatory Fahrenheit 9-11 Post

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I finally saw the movie on Tuesday night (a late showing) and definitely had mixed feelings about the experience. The movie was definitely persuasive - walking down 86th Street after the movie let out, I saw two separate couples arguing about what they had just seen. One couple nearly launched into a full-blown fight, with the guy not really wanting to confront the allegations in the movie, and the girl pleading with him to discuss it with her.

As I walked back toward my apartment, I went through a number of distinct emotional states. At first, I was completely charged up, upset and feeling betrayed by the administration. A couple minutes into my walk, though, this started to wear off and I began to feel suspicious about Moore's version of the facts. During the film, I noticed a few things that at the time I thought were "sins of omission" - a truncated Condi Rice quote here, an out-of-context Bush clip there. Then I reminded myself that I was warned that everything Moore puts out there has to be taken with a grain of salt.

As I walked past 2nd Avenue, I was hit with this incredible wave of disappointment. As I thought about some of the things I had seen in the movie that distorted the facts, I felt betrayed by Moore. I mean, here's a very intelligent guy with a point of view who, instead of laying things out matter-of-factly and completely, leaves things out of his "documentary" that might cause people to jump to incorrect conclusions. Did Moore need to do this? Is it necessary to create propaganda in order to get a point across? Am I naive to assume that Moore would have taken the moral high road and attempted to bring clarity to the issues he discusses?

As I reached the front stoop of my apartment, frustration began to hit me. I thought about all the people who would see this movie and make decisions based on incomplete facts. I thought about all the people who would dismiss Moore's legitimate arguments after his "sins of omission" in making his case for other points of view. And I thought about all the apolitical folks out there who simply don't give a shit one way or another, or who are disillusioned from being lied to by spin doctors at all points along the political spectrum.

I'm not going to call Moore's film pure propaganda. There's a good deal of truth in the points of view he expressed in the film. But I will say that the movie's interpretation of the facts is distorted in certain instances. There's no reason to cut off Condoleeza Rice during her testimony to make it sound as if she was claiming a direct connection between Al Qaeda and Saddam Hussein. I know what she really said. A lot of people who don't follow politics don't know the difference, though. And that's what bugs me about Moore's film. He could have made his points without distorting the facts, but he didn't.

With Michael Moore's elevation to hero status by most of the left, I'm worried that people will lose faith in his overarching message when they find out that F911's version of the facts leaves out quite a bit. And that would be a shame. I do believe that the Bush administration engages in cronyism. I do believe that the administration duped the American people into scapegoating Iraq for 9/11 (with the help of a lazy press). I do believe that we didn't do enough in Afghanistan. But I didn't arrive at these conclusions by believing propaganda. F911 could have made its case without the sins of omission, but it didn't. And I think that's what disappoints me the most.

Let Saddam Go?!?!?!

I read something over at Daily Kos that mentioned an opinion poll in which 40 percent of Iraqis wanted to let Saddam Hussein go. (Can't link right now because Kos is down.)

An LA Times article I found this morning (registration required) puts the figure at around 20 percent. Even 20 percent is surprising.

This morning, CNN ran a segment about Iraqi opinions concerning Hussein and not a single opinion expressed included anything even remotely supportive of him. Will somebody please tell me how Iraqis are really reacting to Saddam on trial?