Plea to Air America

Morning Sedition is my favorite program on Air America. I've been listening to it pretty much every morning since launch. It's a great companion for the 20-30 minute drive to the train station. Maron and Riley have the best dynamic of any two hosts on AAR, including Garofalo and Seder. They're the perfect pair for their show.

I can't claim to have any sort of insight into the politics and decision-making at AAR, but I just wanted to cast my vote for renewing Maron's contract and keeping the show as it is.

When Buzz Marketing Goes Awry

So this morning when I emerge from Penn Station, there's this guy standing on the sidewalk, dressed all in purple. He's tethered to a large bunch of purple balloons. And he's standing there, staring straight ahead, looking hung over from Halloween excess. As I walk by him, he monotonously offers up "Smirnoff...Grape...Ice...Drink." Obviously, the guy was supposed to be some sort of buzz agent, but the experience was probably unlike what Smirnoff probably intended. Looking as hung over as he did, me and several passers-by gave him a laugh, since it was kind of unclear as to whether he was trying (lamely) to promote some new Smirnoff beverage or simply describing the libation that had done him in the night before.

Doesn't anybody from the agency ever visit the site to see if these guys are doing what they're supposed to?

Why Not Marketing?

A good deal of the feedback concerning my post on hypothetical conversation departments seems to indicate that the Conversation Department shouldn't report to marketing. I just listened to Rubel and Jaffe talk about the post a bit, and there it was again - an advancement of the notion that Consumer Conversation shouldn't be a marketing function. Why not?

Honestly, I really don't care one way or the other. But it seems that some folks are arguing that a "Chief Conversation Officer" should report directly to a CEO and that the function shouldn't be a marketing function. I happen to think that this argument is the result of a belief that anything remotely associated with marketing is lame, lame, lame.

I need something a little bit more substantial than that to make a case, though.

Remember that marketing's function within a company is (ostensibly) to find and develop markets for a product or service. And if you believe that markets are conversations, doesn't it logically follow that conversations fall into marketing's area of responsibility? I mean, I can understand that Cluetrainers are fighting the traditional tenets of marketing, but if you change the nature of marketing altogether, what could possibly be the objection to using marketing people to get the job done? Is it the assumption that an old dog can't learn new tricks?

For some new companies, it might be less painful to absorb the responsibility for participating in conversations into marketing, rather than create an entirely new department with a CCO (Chief Conversation Officer) reporting directly to the CEO. If we'd rather do it the second way instead of the first way, we need an argument a LOT more compelling than "Marketing Sucks."

I'm just sayin' is all.