You've Got to Be Kidding Me...

Link. Okay, I'll explain this so that everybody can understand it...

Gillette is going to add another blade every year or so until PEOPLE STOP BUYING THIS CRAP. So go buy a vintage brass razor and get your blades at the hardware store like a real man. That'll teach these idiots that no matter how many blades and slime strips one adds to one's flagship razor, it's all just crummy marketing and we don't have to buy into this shit.

BTW, here's an article from The Onion completely satirizing this concept. The people at Gillette are laughing at you while they make plans for introducing the first 6-bladed razor.

Stop the "Stop Playing the Blame Game"

So "Stop Playing the Blame Game" is now apparently an official Republican talking point. After all, we wouldn't want anyone to become distracted from the tasks at hand by a game of Pass The Buck, would we? How ironic that this comes from the party that manufactured at least two major scandals during the Clinton administration, aimed directly at the President, both of which distracted him from major initiatives underway at the time. Here's my even bigger problem with this. The Blame Game seems to be the only thing lighting a fire under the asses of the people who need to get their butts in gear. Remember that the storm had already started to batter the Gulf Coast and New Orleans well before the first grumblings about lack of resources, structure and order started up. Only when certain lazy assheads started to have the attention of the nation focused on their incompetence did resources start flowing.

Where personal responsibility fails, fear may succeed. (Fear of losing one's job, fear of becoming an object of national ridicule, etc.) That's why I don't think it's distracting for people to be looking around for the folks who screwed up here. In fact, it's helpful, even as we struggle to pump the water out of New Orleans and start to undertake the gruesome and trying tasks ahead.

So if you had to craft a progressive talking point to counter "Stop playing the blame game," it might be along the lines of "Well, the blame game seems to be the only thing motivating people to get things done."

My Entire Baseball Card Collection Is Worthless

According to the Beckett price guide people, nobody's paying anything for baseball cards made after 1980. That is, unless they're in a condition called "Gem Mint" which is unattainable by a piece of cardboard that has been lying around for decades. Dad, I know you're reading. Sadly, our gamble did not pay off. And it doesn't pay to continue to store these things, since they take up most of a 10x10 storage space. If there are any specific cards or sets you want, let me know. Otherwise it's all going up on eBay. Anything that doesn't sell on eBay will be donated. Anything that can't be donated will be burned with the autumn leaves.