My Entire Baseball Card Collection Is Worthless

According to the Beckett price guide people, nobody's paying anything for baseball cards made after 1980. That is, unless they're in a condition called "Gem Mint" which is unattainable by a piece of cardboard that has been lying around for decades. Dad, I know you're reading. Sadly, our gamble did not pay off. And it doesn't pay to continue to store these things, since they take up most of a 10x10 storage space. If there are any specific cards or sets you want, let me know. Otherwise it's all going up on eBay. Anything that doesn't sell on eBay will be donated. Anything that can't be donated will be burned with the autumn leaves.