If you have a Playstation 3 that is connected to the Internet (and why wouldn't it be?), check out a downloadable game called "PAIN." I played this pointless thing for about an hour and a half last night, and I was laughing my ass off the entire time. PAIN attempts to answer the following question: If you were invincible, you had a giant slingshot, and for kicks you decided to launch yourself with said slingshot across urban landscapes, what is the funniest thing that could possibly happen?

For me, the answer to that question is: Launch yourself into the air with the slingshot, land in a smokestack, which explodes, launching me into the air again, do a cannonball into a piece of scaffolding, grab a wooden crate in mid-air and wing it into a a billboard, land on another box, which explodes, launching me into the middle of the street, where I get hit by a passing taxicab and am dragged for a block and a half until I fall into an open manhole. That will score you something north of 300,000 points.