You See, There's This Button Called "On/Off"

What is it about people who file complaints about television content that makes them forget they can change the channel or turn their televisions off? You'd think that those who file lawsuits and complaints with the FCC were bungee-corded into stiff-backed chairs, facing their televisions with toothpicks propping their eyes open. Oh, and the remote must be out of reach as well.

A common thread I've noticed about folks who file complaints about stuff they see on TV is that they all seem to act like the content is being injected directly into their brains and they just...can't...stop...it.

That aside, Fear Factor makes my stomach do somersaults, too. But you don't see me filing a $2.5 million lawsuit against a network, do you?