Generation MySpace Right Outside My Office

All morning, dozens of teens have been camped outside around the corner from my office. They're in front of Avalon (the former Limelight) waiting to get into a concert by some band I've never heard of (Dire en Grey). I guess the band just got here, because a chorus of screams just richocheted through the office from the street below. I don't want to judge, but there are some genuine freakazoids hanging out on the street below. One looks like the guy from A Flock of Seagulls after an encounter with a staple gun.