Smurfy!

Over the weekend, I did a significant amount of cleaning at Hespos Central Command. (Yes, including clearing out the stack of dead pizza boxes in the corner.) Shopping for cleaning products, I decided to replenish my supply of those blue tablets you stick in your toilet tank to keep your bowl clean. "Why the blue stuff?" you might ask. Well, the short answer is that once the blue dye runs out, you know it's time to add another blue pill. But I digress...

After slipping one of the blue pills into the toilet tank, I did a test flush. Said blue pill drifted over in the tank and blocked the flapper, keeping it from closing. To avoid wasting water, I reached into the tank and moved it out of the way. Upon removing my hand from the tank, I realized that my hand had turned deep blue.

I scrubbed and scrubbed for a while, but succeeded only in making the skin on my hands raw. Upon returning to work on Monday, my hand still looked a bit blue and I was expecting my fellow Underscorites to comment that I must have a Smurf somewhere on my family tree. Another day or two before it completely wears off...Hopefully no one will notice.

VH Is Back

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I've heard the new Van Halen song "It's About Time" on the radio a couple times. It's due out on a new greatest hits collection coming out next month called Best of Both Worlds. The new song sounded a bit strange to me, but I'm starting to dig it. (I felt the same way when OU812 came out - it took a week or so for the new songs to grow on me.) In any case, the new song starts out with some very heavy guitar. Eddie detuned big time for this one (it sounds like he's tuned down close to D-flat on his low E string). The old fans are going to eat it up, while the new sound might attract some new ones - there's definitely an element of "the seven string sound" in there with Eddie detuning his guitar about as low as it can go.

I'm hoping that VH can bring about a return to guitar-centric rock in mainstream music today. There's so much manufactured crap out there right now that Eddie and the boys might have to save us from it like they saved us from disco in the '70s.

Gimme the Code, Dammit

This Wired News article explains perfectly a frustration I've had with modern motor vehicles. Soon after buying my Corvette, I found out that handheld units existed that would let me dump the factory data out of the 'vette's computer and into the device, overwriting the existing programs with custom-tuned programs. To me, the big question was "Why don't a get a CD and an interface cable with the car, so I can tweak this stuff with my laptop?" Well, I guess the answer is "Because mechanics want to charge me for this capability and if I get this stuff from the factory, they won't be able to make money."

Same frustration with my 2002 Cannondale Cannibal ATV. The only difference between this quad and the next one up (the Speed) the line is some tweaks to the computer. Bump the Cannibal's rev limiter up to 10,000 RPM and adjust some of the curves and you essentially have a Speed. But the interface cable and software are proprietary, so there's no way to do this without visiting a Cannondale-certified mechanic or paying over $1,000 to buy the stuff on the black market or on eBay.

So now we might get a law that will force auto manufacturers to turn over this information. Sounds good to me. I hate not being able to work on my car myself.

The Marketing of the Entry-Level Job Candidate

A few weeks ago, we decided we needed some entry-level help here at Underscore to assist with the grunt work (running reports, pulling syndicated research reports, etc.) so Eric posted a job description on something called NACELink that reaches out to students at a number of different schools. We just caught the seniors as graduation approached, and we received so many electronic job applications that at one point, I thought a spammer had gotten a hold of the e-mail address that we use for job inquiries. In the end, well over 200 applications were received.

We went through these job applications with a fine-toothed comb, scoring them according to criteria we developed, including the appearance of the applicant's resume and cover letter, GPA, internship credentials, etc. In the end, we had maybe 20 candidates we wanted to interview.

There are some interesting things about how recent college grads are using these new electronic systems to get interviews:

  • There must be some way to submit resumes and cover letters semi-automatically to a number of different organizations in the same or similar field. We found a lot of applicants from fields related to media and advertising, like folks that had done internships exclusively in PR or event marketing. This can backfire, though. Based on language used in cover letters, there were a few applicants who appeared to want desperately to get into media buying after having internships in PR, event marketing, account management or account planning. As it turns out, a few of them had simply hyped up their interest. One of them asked me during the interview "What is media planning?"
  • The electronic systems don't prevent applicants from making classic mistakes (grammar errors, rambling on aimlessly in cover letters). In fact, the electronic systems introduce a new range of job application faux-pas... For instance, I disqualified a few applicants who had exactly the same language in their cover letters - after doing a Google search, it was obvious they had plagiarized from some common sample cover letters that were posted online. Additionally, I'd occasionally disqualify someone for forgetting to change the name of the company when it was obvious they did a mass e-mailing through the system and left the name of another company they'd applied to in their cover letter. I also frowned upon applicants that named their PDFs "[Applicant's name] - Marketing.pdf" That was a red flag that they were applying to companies all over the marketing field and probably in other disciplines as well. (I like my people focused - they should know what they want.)
  • Some people didn't include cover letters at all. Just a resume attached to a blank e-mail. Y'know, we can automate this process only so much...
  • "What do you know about Underscore?" was a question we asked to many candidates right at the start of first round interviews. Most candidates started their answer by saying they had read through our website and had googled us. I guess Google really is a cultural phenomenon.
  • So many candidates look really great on paper. They show terrific enthusiasm in cover letters and their resumes show top-notch academic performance and internship/summer job experiences. Yet, many of them clammed up once we got them in the office for an interview. Lots of one- and two-word answers to questions, lack of engagement on questions designed to stimulate conversation, and stuff like that. Some of them seemed disinterested or inattentive as opposed to nervous.

I guess one of the lessons learned here is that while technology might make it easier for students and recent grads to apply for a large number of jobs, it's the usual stuff that gets them invited in for a follow-up interview or a job offer - good face-to-face communication skills, an expressed interest in learning about the position and the company, an eagerness to learn - stuff like that.