More White Stuff

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"It's not going to stick..."

It's 43 degrees on my way to work this morning, and the weather guy on 1010 says we're going to get some sleety/slushy/snowy mess this afternoon, "but it's not going to stick." And, of course, it starts snowing like crazy here at around 11 AM. I went out to grab lunch and came back looking like a snowman. I'm now looking out the window and thinking, "Not going to stick my ass..."

Not only does this make me think we're going to get some accumulation, but also that Geocaching this weekend is going to impossible. We needed to have a couple days of above-freezing temperatures to get rid of the rest of the snow from the last storm. Now we've got some more fresh snow today.

Sure enough, I just checked weather.com and guess what the forecast for the weekend includes? Yep, more snow.

And it's not even like I can take a day off and go quadding. We're right in the middle of planning for Claritin and the A+D plan just got approved, not to mention Claria and the MathWorks are about to go into serious planning. On top of that, my client at Spring-O'Brien is heading off to Europe for a week and will be giving a major presentation to the Eurail client. Busy, busy, busy.

Oh, and my quad's ball joints are really worn and are ready to snap - not something you want to happen in the middle of a snowy trail, so taking the Cannondale out is pretty much out of the question.

Grrr...

On Remoras and Pilot Fish

From this piece of utter bilge...

But just as CNN was never really able to reinvent itself to be indispensable for anything except covering wars and tsunamis, one can imagine the blogs settling in forever at their present level of almost wholly media-on-media impact. For now, bloggers are a second-tier journalistic species. They are remoras. The Times and CNN and CBS News are the whales and sharks to which Instapundit, Kausfiles, and Kos attach themselves for their free rides. (Remoras evolved special sucking disks; bloggers have modems.) If the sharks and whales were to go extinct, what would the blogging remoras do? Evolve into actual reporters?

Sadly, no!

I'm simply at the end of my rope with folks pretending they can't understand the function of bloggers unless they're judged against our conceptions of what a journalist is. And then there are the folks (like Andersen) who seem to think that the blogging community is nothing more than a bunch of mobile, self-appointed ombudsmen who are making a living solely by calling the mainstream media on their bullshit.

The role of ombudsman is just one of the important roles falling to bloggers in this day and age. (And wouldn't you agree that many of them are doing a bang-up job of it?) But there's a whole lot more to it. Every day, when I sit down at my desk with my lunch and visit my favorite blogs, I find the advancement of ideas every which way I turn. A lot of these ideas are original thoughts and concepts that haven't even been kicked around in the MSM. Or if they have, they haven't received nearly the coverage they deserve. For every post about such-and-such journalist bullshitting his way through a story, there's a piece (Promoted from the Kos diaries? Taken up by Atrios?) that extends an original idea. Maybe it has to do with Social Security, maybe it has to do with the war, but all of these posts have something in common - they attempt to take an original idea, give it a start in the blogosphere, and get people talking about those ideas.

Andersen likens bloggers to remoras hitching a ride on the MSM. The last time I even thought about remoras, it was when I was doing a sixth-grade report on sharks. And IIRC, there was another fish that always seemed to be mentioned in the same sentence as the remora - the pilot fish. This fish swims out ahead of the shark, appearing to lead it along. I'd liken the role of the blogger to that of the pilot fish. Ideas are hashed out in the blogosphere and the MSM eventually picks up on some of them.

You can't tell me that the MSM hasn't picked up on many of the ideas coming out of the blogosphere. We've broken too many stories, come up with some original ideas, and have shown thought leadership all the way through. Who is leeching off of whom in many of these cases?

For instance, haven't I been writing here that the blogosphere represents a return to the "Marketplace of Ideas" concept put forth by SCOTUS Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes? And then some guy named Andersen comes out with an article in New York Metro saying pretty much the same thing, but getting it wrong as to the role of the blogger. Isn't it ironic?

The All-Day Affair of Changing a Spark Plug

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For those interested, this is the headache-inducing scenario brought about by the need to change a sparkplug on a Cannondale machine:

  1. Remove seat
  2. Remove front plastic
  3. Remove rear plastic
  4. Disconnect gas tank and put aside
  5. Remove aluminum piece above the engine
  6. Pull plug with a socket wrench using two extensions
  7. Replace plug
  8. Put everything back the way you found it

My machine has been fouling plugs quite a bit recently. During the last snowstorm, we were out for about four hours zipping around on the snow-covered trails and having a ball. I got the quad back to the house and tried to start it up the next day, but it wouldn't turn over.

This weekend, I replaced the plug and then addressed the larger problem - no machine should be fouling plugs every couple hours. Craig suggested it was probably dirty injectors, brought about by trying to run it on old gas that had been sitting in the tank for a while. I dumped in some fresh hi-test and added some STP fuel treatment to the tank. The machine sputtered a bit, but started right up after a few tries. I left it running for about 20 minutes yesterday so that plenty of the fuel additive would get to the injectors and clean things up in there. Everything's running nicely now, just in time for the fresh snowfall we got overnight. I might hit the trails for a couple hours this morning.

Media Buying Asshattery

Any of you other media buyers noticing that some of the asshattery of the mid- to late 90s is starting to creep back into the industry? I'm noticing a bunch of reps starting to pitch inventory with 1998-esque terms and conditions, among them:

  • Noncancelable impressions
  • Ridiculous payment terms (lots of $$$ up front)
  • "Must take" inventory - totally undesirable ROS crap like chat and mail

It's really frustrating that we built relationships back up after getting burned by many of the dot coms in the 90s and now we're back to the same behavior that caused those relationships to go south in the first place.

I'm completely uninterested in revisiting the Myer Berlow days of "What? You want to negotiate this? Your CPM just doubled..."

Anyone else seeing crapola like this?