Soft Drink Wars, Part 46

Apparently, Vanilla Coke and Diet Vanilla Coke are going away, soon to be replaced by Black Cherry Vanilla Coke and Diet Black Cherry Vanilla Coke, respectively. Diet Black Cherry Vanilla Coke will compete with Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper in the "Cram As Many Flavors As Possible Into A Diet Drink" category.

The question remains, when will the ultimate soft drink finally emerge from deep in the bowels of America's chemical laboratories? When will we finally see "Diet Black Cherry Vanilla Mr. Pibb with Lime (Sweetened with Splenda)," huh?