I Have Joined Crackberry Nation

So I caved today and joined the company Blackberry plan. I've had so many problems with Sprint and my Treo in the past year that it makes my blood boil just thinking about it. I can't wait for the number portability gnomes to switch my number over to the new 7105t. Once the number switches over, I need to plan some sort of elaborate ceremony to permanently retire the Treo. I never want to see this phone again in my life. The idea currently leading the pack is placing it within my skeet launcher and blowing it away with buckshot. However, I will take ideas in comments.